Blogging for the closet cretin.

Blogging?….. hmmm: “get started in just 5 minutes” says the bumpff.
Five minutes from privacy to social ridicule….. Sounds like a faustian bargain, sort of like a “gone bonkers” of the soul.

KEYSTROKE/KEYSTROKE/KEYSTROKE ….. my god there are words in web speak that I have never had pass my ears, let alone my lips and not to mention my finger tips.

KEYSTROKE/KEYSTROKE/KEYSTROKE …..
I am going for something simple but sensational: small but exquisite
(I don’t wish to get too personally upfront)

KEYSTROKE/KEYSTROKE/KEYSTROKE …..bugga

Wow and he falls at the first hurdle……. did I think this was going to be simple?
‘Look’, I am going to have to get back to this one after I thrash the sinapses……..
‘no, that didn’t work either’
Now to the wine rack option……………

WHOOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

……well that made me smile. Nothing like a bit of high brow culture to wipe the smile off one’s face.

(trivia moment) Euphonious Appellations

The woman he is singing to is “Ethel Shutta” In hollywood it was pronounced as Ethel ‘Shootay’. Think of the sleepless nights spent turning Shutter into Shootay. Then they chucked the whole thing in and gave ‘the stars’ manufactured names. How civilization has progressed; now the overwhelming concern is to have cunning spelling, where Nicole becomes Nickole, Christina/Kristeena, etc. becomes etcetera. Maybe you remember the Sarah Jessica Parker role in LA Story (great film by the way) who’s name was ‘ Spelled….capital S. aye en capital D ee capital E’….. SanDeE

~ by attributi on April 26, 2008.